Last. Time. I. Invite. Joel. Over. Ever.
I invite you into my home. I cook a fabulous dinner for you … New Orleans style BBQ shrimp and smoked gouda grits, mind you. I provide you with your choice from a sampling of Louisiana’s finest beers. I give you king cake for dessert.
And THIS is what I get in return. Shameful. Outright shameful.
Indeed, Joel, I did have a coconspirator …
in bringing down Jim TWest. We’ll just call him my “Pennsylvania correspondent” to preserve his anonymity. He, in fact, provided an important piece in the puzzle when equating Jim’s posts to tweets:
“But in making a parenthetical comment about the usefulness of twitter for sharing useful articles and information between colleagues it occurred to me that many of Jim’s posts likely fall within the 140 character limit and often function in the same manner as twitter.”
This allowed us to demonstrate Jim’s duplicity by tweeting Jim’s blog response from his own blog. It was very shortly after that Jim began to cave under the pressure …
Joel’s favorite t-shirt
Joel just posted on Twitter that he was about to take a nap. So, I thought I’d post a picture of the shirt he likes to nap in and wear around the house. I wouldn’t know … Mark Stevens told me.
Original image HERE
What happens when I don’t blog for three weeks? …
Well, not really … nothing really changed at all. Jim is still angry. Joel is still a dufus. And, all is right with the world … unless you’re Jim, then everyone’s depraved and there’s very little right with the world.
Anyway, I’m hoping to pick my blogging back up a bit and I’m working on another blog project now that I’ll announce shortly. #1 BiblioBlogger slot here I come … if you’re into that sort of thing.
For Pete’s Sake Would Someone Please Break Joel’s Blog …
The world would be a much better, smarter place. Spare us all!!!
You can attempt this heroic feat HERE.
Joel Watts is A Doofus Coffee Mug?
I don’t want to go too commercial, but here’s a product I was thinking about developing for my site. Because everyone needs a reminder from time to time and because the world needs to know …
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The best content Joel has ever posted …
I know that is not saying anything at all really. But it’s right HERE. And, you know why it’s his best ever because at least it’s got me in it.
Related:
Do You Read Joel’s Blog? Of Course You Don’t …
Did that Simpleton Joel Link to Me Again? …
Because … you know, I really never can tell. I rarely see any bump in my traffic when he says that he does. This only serves to confirm my suspicion that NO ONE ACTUALLY READS JOEL’S BLOG. Poor Joel, I feel a little sorry for the guy. It’s got to be hard sitting around all day and wishing he was me.
Related:
More Music Joel Likes – The King James Bible Song
More Music Joel Likes …
Man, Joel just cannot get enough of this King James Version music:
The King James Bible Song
Related:
Do You Read Joel’s Blog? Of Course You Don’t …